#333

Sly knew the bizarre movie script of Judge Dredd was exquisite.

(52 letters)

#332

Crazy quack Jeff excised skin moles with a vegetable peeler.

(50 letters)

#331

Squeeze in my gut but reflection just appears awkward. Is the mirror convex?

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#330

W. Gretzky behaved poorly; ask any excited Joe from Quebec.

(47 letters)

#329

Jethro, if kamakazis arrive in TX, better quick get down & pray!

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#328

Recipe week #5:

Quinn gawks at my diet, for ex., frozen burritos & peach-flavored Jell-O.

(55 letters)

#327

Recipe week #4:

I gave Lex an oz. of strawberry juice and kumquat schnapps.

(47 letters)

#326

Recipe week #3:

Jan's recipe: eight lbs. squid; 1 box of wavy pasta; 1 maize husk

(46 letters)

#325

Recipe week #2:

Six quarts juice would be enough to make a zippy flavor.

(45 letters)

#324

Recipe week #1:

Mix four Tbsp. guava juice with twenty oz. liquid smoke.

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#323

Poor Wolfman Jack had quite a big, crazy voice in the sixties

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#322

Crazy question: how many kids fit in a Jeep's glovebox?

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#321

He paid to learn Quickbooks just to itemize my vague tax writeoffs.

(55 letters)

#320

Which volume of Jay Garner's books is on Tariq Aziz, ex-deputy PM?

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#319

Why quibble over six-dollar pucks? Just get 'em from Amazon.

(47 letters)

#318

Guy movies week #5:

We jaded Gen-Xers happily flock to Quentin's bizarre movies.

(Tarantino, of course.)
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#317

Guy movies week #4:

Goldfinger: archvillain razes Ft. Knox but Q's spy James wins.

(49 letters)

#316

Guy movies week #3:

Give the old Falcon a quick swat before galaxy jumping. Zoom!

(Remember that scene in Star Wars?)
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#315

Guy movies week #2:

Q. (James Bond's weapon guy) liked explosive fezzes & hot cars.

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#314

Guy movies week #1:

Quite mad ax-wielding Jack froze; boy saved. Phew!

Refers to The Shining.
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#313

Oscar (J. Klugman): "Have some BBQ pizza."
Felix (T. Randall): "Why?"

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#312

It's "Jump on a zebra's back" day! (Not everyone will qualify for this exciting offer.)

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#311

Knox is unflavored, Mac. Jell-O, however, is unquestionably appetizing.

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#310

Quid pro quo: Henry Waxman salvaged a jazz concert for Berkeley.

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#309

Does Jazzy Jeff or Beck deserve a display at the wax museum? Good question.

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#308

Nostalgic radio week #5:

Essex's Moyet & Vince Clark required low-budget hype for Yaz project.

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#307

Nostalgic radio week #4:

X-Ray covers Quiet Riot's "Cum on Feel the Noize" using keyboards & Jew's harp.

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#306

Nostalgic radio week #3:

Rick Springfield quality: his Living in Oz album wasn't exactly "Jessie's Girl."

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#305

Nostalgic radio week #2:

I quiver at the sound of "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" on a jazz mixtape.

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#304

Nostalgic radio week #1:

My T/F quiz: Joe Sixpack likes Average White Band.

(39 letters)